I don't know whether to laugh or cry....
Wow. That's hilarious. But it's only funny because it's true. Good thing you guys have a lawyer in the family. You might need one. I don't have a beard, but I am very smart. :-)
Oh my - I better grow a beard!
OMG! That was hilarious! disturbingly hilarious. . .
oh good lord....i might cry... ;)